SCENE: a sparsely populated stretch of highway between Sandy and Portland. A car glides swiftly through the night, carrying JOE and KATIE home from an evening's joyride.
JOE: (maintaining a steady 60mph, in flagrant violation of the posted 55mph speed limit) Wha?
(Behind his BMW, an aggressive driver flashes his brights, strobing a violent stacatto.)
JOE: (slows down)
TAILGATER: (continues his incandescent assault)
KATIE: Oh, just let him over; he's only going to get more belligerent.
JOE: (jams on the brakes, swerving into the other lane. He rolls the driver side window down and jabs a defiant finger into the air.)
KATIE: Don't do- (she dissolves into hysterical laughter as the car pulls alongside) You flipped off a SHERIFF!!! Hahahahahhahahahha......................
(Red and blue lights flash.)
END SCENE
JOE: (maintaining a steady 60mph, in flagrant violation of the posted 55mph speed limit) Wha?
(Behind his BMW, an aggressive driver flashes his brights, strobing a violent stacatto.)
JOE: (slows down)
TAILGATER: (continues his incandescent assault)
KATIE: Oh, just let him over; he's only going to get more belligerent.
JOE: (jams on the brakes, swerving into the other lane. He rolls the driver side window down and jabs a defiant finger into the air.)
KATIE: Don't do- (she dissolves into hysterical laughter as the car pulls alongside) You flipped off a SHERIFF!!! Hahahahahhahahahha......................
(Red and blue lights flash.)
END SCENE
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